On
it off
wipe that look off your face.
Turn
it off
look what you done to this place.
yer flawless sense of timing.
you got so many lines
the faucet just keeps on running
water down in style
Turn
it off
Turn
it off
ya know the soft answer
from a thinkin' man,
makes for the softest landing
turn away a whole flock of wrath
but when yer plumbing backs up
you're gonna drink it down
where ya gonna shack up?
Who's yer landlord now?
Christmas Celebration
christmas celebration
all around the nation
won't you stay with me tonight
cuz i'm running out of fight
and the pagentry is such a bore
carollers are singing
registers ka-chinging
and the presents are in place
but i'd rather eat some mace
'cause that egg nog always make me sick
you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door
christmas to perfection
i'm begging for some action
and the ringing in my ears
is the sound of christmas cheer
'cause they've knocked me screaming overboard
you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door
you know how the story goes
you've seen it all before
that man is so obese that
can't get out the door
christmas celebration
all around the nation
won't you stay with me tonight
cuz i'm running out of fight
and the pagentry is such a bore
the pagentry is such a bore
the pagentry is such a bore
the pagentry is such a bore
the pagentry is such a bore